Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
If only a Snickers bar were as healthy as broccoli…
Author: Lois Lane II10 16th, 2008
Welcome to college, freshmen! Welcome to sitting on your rump in your college dorm, eating the unhealthy Chick-fil-a on a daily basis, and drinking the delicious mocha jumbo latte. Say hello to your new friend: The Freshman 15 Pound Weight Gain!
Ready to say, “I do”? Make sure you say “I do” to the 19 Pound Marriage Weight Gain, which also comes with a house mortgage and a spouse who leaves Dr. Pepper cans strolled across the house! Hooray for marriage!
And kids? Oh, wait til I tell you about that…
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