Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
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Author: MInTheGap
Rachel gives us the third lie that wives believe, coming from a fictitious husband:
Wife: "Sweetie, I’d like to watch Barefoot Contessa and see what she’s cooking today."
Hubby: "Great idea, I love Barefoot Contessa. And while we’re at it, maybe we can catch an episode of What Not to Wear."
I must confess. I’ve watched a few episodes of What Not to Wear myself. But then, the idea of spending $2,000 on such few articles of clothing and chopping off hair that took years to grow just started getting old.
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Author: MInTheGap
Rachel gives us the second lie that wives believe, coming from a fictitious husband:
Hubby: "<Insert name of male neighbor> is only going to stay and play <insert name of random video game> for a few minutes."
The truth of the matter is that he will have that friend/neighbor over as long as he can—or at least as long as it takes for him to win it at least once.