Lies Wives Believe

A Satirical Look at Married Life
10 13th, 2008

the gameWives assume that if their husband ever needs to go do "man stuff", it’s because he doesn’t love her and doesn’t want to spend time with her or if he doesn’t want to go shopping, etc. with her it’s automatically because he doesn’t love her.

The opposite of this would be for a husband assuming that because his wife doesn’t want to play video games with him, that she doesn’t want to watch a baseball game or that she doesn’t want to go to the hardware store that she doesn’t love him.

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09 16th, 2008

Laptop Famous last words:

Honey, I’m just getting on to check my e-mail.

The problem with the modern computer system and the modern male is that there’s a time vortex that envelopes your husband when he sits down behind the glowing screen.

 

He’s incapable of giving appropriate time estimates, because there’s always something to do while he’s trying to get something accomplished.

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