Lies Wives Believe

A Satirical Look at Married Life
09 12th, 2008

83Stonewall Ina Garten Barefoot Contessa Rachel gives us the third lie that wives believe, coming from a fictitious husband:

Wife: "Sweetie, I’d like to watch Barefoot Contessa and see what she’s cooking today."
Hubby: "Great idea, I love Barefoot Contessa. And while we’re at it, maybe we can catch an episode of What Not to Wear."

I must confess.  I’ve watched a few episodes of What Not to Wear myself.  But then, the idea of spending $2,000 on such few articles of clothing and chopping off hair that took years to grow just started getting old.

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