

Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
Will You Recognize Me Without Makeup?
Author: MInTheGap09 11th, 2008
Rachel gives us the second lie that wives believe, coming from a fictitious husband:
Wife: "Honey, is it OK if I don’t put on make-up today?"
Hubby: "I didn’t even notice you weren’t wearing any."
Whoops! I don’t think anything says “I’m not really paying attention to you” than saying that you don’t think she looks different after all the time she spends in front of the mirror1.
- And admit it ladies, you do spend a lot of time in front of the mirror! [↩]










