

Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
Archive for May, 2011
Why Is It Not Good for Men to Be Alone?
Author: MInTheGap

In Genesis 2 we have this interesting statement made by God—that it’s not good for man to be alone. It’s the sole reason that we are given for the creation of Eve—that God saw that every other created being had a partner, and Adam had none.
So, let’s start there—why do you think that it was important that Adam was not alone, and how about Modern Adams?
Companionship
One of the most obvious reasons that jumps out at me is that God knew that Adam needed companionship. That’s what I get in that He looked over all of creation and saw that every other created being had a pair and Adam did not have anyone.
But wait, you say, Adam had God. And that’s true. He did have a relationship with God that we do not have today.
read comments (1)If You’re Working On Your Weight, So Should He
Author: MInTheGap

The following from I am Husband is totally true:
Whenever our wives gain [weight] we think they should take control of it. They should go to the gym, they should “care” about what they look like. We often hear people say of women “She just let herself go” but we don’t really hear that about men. We joke about the growing spare tire and tell ourselves it doesn’t matter because men care about the physical appearance of women more than the other way around. Though to a certain extent that’s true, I have a little secret to share with you today:
Wives want their husbands to be in shape too.









