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Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
About Your Cooking
The truth is, he probably doesn’t cook at all. Sure, he can probably make peanut butter and jelly, but he’d be lost without you. And yet he may still joke about the way that you prepare a meal:
"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means….
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
Seriously, if you’re the one that cooks in your house, I’m sure he realizes what a treasure he has. If not, I strongly suggest you go visit your mother for a weekend and make sure to take the credit cards and the cash. If he can’t get fast food, cereal only works for so long.
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