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Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
How Do You Like My Driving?
One of the things that I’ve had to continually remind myself is that it’s no good getting in rush to be late to end up pulled over on the side of the road or worse—in the hospital because of an accident.
Still, it’s hard not to want to speed when you’re going to be late—and worse when you think going a little faster would be the difference of being late and being on time.
So, here’s where today’s lie comes in to play:
"We’re going to be late." Really means….
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
There is never a legitimate reason to drive like a maniac. Your family depends on you, and is more important than any meeting or anything that you might be late for.
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