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Lies Wives Believe
A Satirical Look at Married Life
There’s No Reason
Guys are inanely logical, except when it comes to things that are totally illogical. Because they know it’s illogical.
Confused? Read today’s husband speak:
"It’s a guy thing." Really means….
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
You see, because your husband is logical, he wants to have a logical response to your query about why he has to play video games right now, or has to finish this e-mail before coming to dinner. He wants to have an excuse for his addiction to video games or the football game on television. The problem is that he doesn’t. There isn’t one. Because believe me, if there was, he’d use it.
So, when you hear “it’s a guy thing” you should automatically realize that he wants to do whatever it is that he’s doing, but he does know better.
What you choose to do with this information—just don’t tell him that you heard it from me!
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