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Lies Wives Believe

A Satirical Look at Married Life

College Football


football 1 Rachel gives us the first lie that wives believe, coming from a fictitious husband:

 

Hubby, on the first Saturday of college football season: "Don’t worry, sweetie, I’m only going to watch one game today."

The funny thing is, this one sounds awfully like a story that my pastor tells about when he got married.  His wedding day was shortly before Jan 1st, and all of you that like to watch bowl games know that this was bound to cause a problem.

His family was used to watching all the games all day.  His wife didn’t even know what football was.  And they were on their honeymoon.

 

The truth is, that whether it’s football or some other thing that a husband wants to do, he’s saying part what he thinks you want to hear, part what he has set for a goal, and part what he knows (if he sat down to think about it) what will probably will not happen.



5 Responses to “College Football”

  1. Rachel Says:

    Oh that poor girl. I feel her pain! Thankfully my hubby is only a football junkie. I don’t know if I could handle it if this was a year-long deal!

    And I actually don’t mind it too much, because I enjoy my share of college football games myself. But it is funny how men try to gloss over the fact that they’ve planned to spend their entire Saturday in front of the TV! :)

  2. MInTheGap Says:

    Or plans his wedding/honeymoon around the time of the bowl game. I mean, seriously. How did they both miss how much he liked football?

  3. Football Gifts Says:

    LOL very true men try to play it down but when i comes to sports like football they love nothing more thsn parking themselves in front of the TV all day!

  4. Kathy Kronick Says:

    I have listened to the respones from my readers after reading my book, Mrs. Coach, Life in Major College Football. 0ne woman toold me now whenshe sees a fame on TV she wonders what those coaches wives are doing. t Woman wjp

  5. Kathy Kronick Says:

    I am sorry for the abrupt ending of my last email. I have Parkinson’s Disease and typing can be tricky! THank you

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